This is GuruWHAT?!!

Hello Lovely Ladies!

No it's not Kaiylyn or whatever her name is!

My stats: Early 20's Beauty, fashionista! ......Yeah Right!! 25, living in Chicago, IL US, married has two girls not out of wedlock like Dulce! I have a nice home and a HB that takes VERY good care of me like Elle's Dad! If I HAD to pick a person famous I look like it would be worse then Pinkie Charm..........WAIT........what could be worse the biggie smallls? JK!
I look like Jennifer Connely or Demi Moore, at least that's what I have been told.

Reason for sitting behind a computer screen eating Pop-Tarts while busting up fake bitches: 1. I CANT stand what young girls are looking up to be like Juicystar w/ a fake nose, hair, and etc. 2. I used to love the YT beauty comm. until it was all abt getting that paper and Sigma and Sunlove and HMS's took over. 3. I am PISSED that I can no longer trust a fucking "honest" review anymore and now I am forced to go and buy that dumb Sigma brush kit just to find out that when I wash it once all the hairs are going down the sink along with my HB's hard working $$$$$! 4. I don't see it getting ANY better unless we rip them a new one and take our YT back! OK!

So before anyone asks why I am sitting behind a computer and wasting my life please look ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!

Here is my top list of guru's I HATE with a passion! Like when you buy some sunless tanning cream for $200 and you put it on and then all next week you are orange!

8. Juicy Tuesday aka Retirement Home Slut
7. Holly Ann-u-ree aka Go somewhere with your fugly face and weird bug eyes
6. Kandee Johnson aka Send me some $$$$ for my lawyer
5. Dulce aka Dick Topia Central
4. Blair aka 3 toed sloth
3. Elle aka Big as an Elle-vator
2. The Newset Chick aka Wendy the Wansta aka Dulce's sis!
1. Pinkie Mo Fo Charms!

Number one is reserved for the worst!

It's only fair if I name one I like and NO I am not promoting her nor am her!!!!

1. Emily aka Emilynoel85 I think? The news lady!

I am REALLY cool if you want to talk.......but if you talk shit to me just expect for shit to be talked back!


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"Put a condom on if you are going to act like a dickhead!"

hahahaha (:

GuruWHAT?!! wrote:Hello Lovely Ladies!

No it's not Kaiylyn or whatever her name is!

My stats: Early 20's Beauty, fashionista! ......Yeah Right!! 25, living in Chicago, IL US, married has two girls not out of wedlock like Dulce! I have a nice home and a HB that takes VERY good care of me like Elle's Dad! If I HAD to pick a person famous I look like it would be worse then Pinkie Charm..........WAIT........what could be worse the biggie smallls? JK!
I look like Jennifer Connely or Demi Moore, at least that's what I have been told.

Reason for sitting behind a computer screen eating Pop-Tarts while busting up fake bitches: 1. I CANT stand what young girls are looking up to be like Juicystar w/ a fake nose, hair, and etc. 2. I used to love the YT beauty comm. until it was all abt getting that paper and Sigma and Sunlove and HMS's took over. 3. I am PISSED that I can no longer trust a fucking "honest" review anymore and now I am forced to go and buy that dumb Sigma brush kit just to find out that when I wash it once all the hairs are going down the sink along with my HB's hard working $$$$$! 4. I don't see it getting ANY better unless we rip them a new one and take our YT back! OK!

So before anyone asks why I am sitting behind a computer and wasting my life please look ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!

Here is my top list of guru's I HATE with a passion! Like when you buy some sunless tanning cream for $200 and you put it on and then all next week you are orange!

8. Juicy Tuesday aka Retirement Home Slut
7. Holly Ann-u-ree aka Go somewhere with your fugly face and weird bug eyes
6. Kandee Johnson aka Send me some $$$$ for my lawyer
5. Dulce aka Dick Topia Central
4. Blair aka 3 toed sloth
3. Elle aka Big as an Elle-vator
2. The Newset Chick aka Wendy the Wansta aka Dulce's sis!
1. Pinkie Mo Fo Charms!

Number one is reserved for the worst!

It's only fair if I name one I like and NO I am not promoting her nor am her!!!!

1. Emily aka Emilynoel85 I think? The news lady!

I am REALLY cool if you want to talk.......but if you talk shit to me just expect for shit to be talked back!


Zoom..........Zoom.........


"Put a condom on if you are going to act like a dickhead!"

LOVE IT.. The only thing that bugs me about Emily is her voice.. she can't just talk normal in front of the cam it's like she's always talking news... Other than that 100% with your post.. Plus I FUCKIN LOVE YOU! lmao..

wonderful, i just love how you trash:p

You must be one fat, ugly bitch to hide like a scared little rat. So, are you making money with this stupid website? Shouldn't you inform your "subscribers" that you are getting PAID by people clicking on your stupid ads? I think people need to know. Important info. You must feel awfully good about yourself to create such a hateful website. Wow what a good Christian you are. God is taking note of that. Not a shrivel of insecurity in yourself, eh? Keep sitting behind your computer and stuff your hole with twinkies and ho-ho's. You are what you eat Oh, and you're going to get sued reeeeeeal quick. Can't wait for you to get exposed!

Um........................

What sued? Listen Dulce bitch I am not getting sued or whatever your ghetto brain thinks! Nor do I get paid to give head to the local Mexicans that work at Taco Bell like you and Sonia!


Shouldn't you be worrying about how you are gonna pay for that baby when Jesse only makes $20 a day to slang dope? What is your baby gonna wear? Forever 21 belts and headbands?

You are a REAL piece of Illegal work! Shouldn't you be copying people's styles? Go away Moley!