GG Troll Helper

I have seen how much trolls here are struggling to come up with just the right words to zap us into oblivion. They are usually just repetitive, semi-literate, and end up making us mock them. I want to help. I used to be a Kandee fan, I know what they are going through.

The GG Kandee forum troll cheat sheet will help you troll us better! Just use the Troll Helpers below. Go down the list and choose the letter for each part that fits your level of anger at being here!

1) I am:
a. not even a Kandee fan
b. here because I heard about you on FB and I wanted to see for myself
c. trying to keep an open mind about Kandee, so I came here.
d. a huuugeeee Kandee fan 4ever.

2) I just:
a. Googled Kandee
b. read through all the forums here
c. saw a bunch of fake, Photoshopped "evidence"
d. ran out of meds

3) You are all:
a. fat
b. loosers [sic]
c. unemployed
d. haters
e. evil
f. pathetic
g. stalkers
h. obsessed
i. jealous

4) I think Kandee is
a. the Second Coming of Christ
b. innocent of all charges
c. a real MUA and doesn't need to prove it to you, jealous haterz!
d. my only friend. No, really.

5) In closing,
a. I HATE YOU ALL
b. go suck on a tailpipe
c. LEAVE KANDEE ALOONE
d. Hmm. I might read just a little more.....ewwww! Is that a RAT??


You're welcome,
FatalFlaw

hilarious, i can't stop laughing!

This should be screen shot and put on the KJAP page!

goodgirl wrote:hilarious, i can't stop laughing!

OMG @GoodGirl, your sig! Did "lookhard" actually say that?

FatalFlaw wrote:

goodgirl wrote:hilarious, i can't stop laughing!

OMG @GoodGirl, your sig! Did "lookhard" actually say that?

yes, she really said that lol

Beccala - I'm sure your a woman who is very mature from what I see on here. But why spend your time trying to prove so hard that kandee is guilty of all the things you and many of the people on here search and found facts. But if you guys truly feel like she has done something wrong why waste your time on here rather than doing something about it. legal wise?
everyone well mostly everyone on here comes off as very well educated with degrees, families, etc... yet the things you say or act proves otherwise. what is a woman with a family and a good job doing on here anyway?

I love you, FatalFlaw ... the only thing you forgot in the closing was,

"AND EVEN IF YOU REPLY I'M NOT COMING BACK*

*except that I will despite the fact I won't get an email notification like all the registered members do, I'm just going to be haunting wherever my post is to see what you say. Maybe I'll get a rise out of you or you might just Jersey Shore Santa me. But I will reply numerous times and this threat is totally empty."

flaw98 wrote:Beccala - I'm sure your a woman who is very mature from what I see on here. But why spend your time trying to prove so hard that kandee is guilty of all the things you and many of the people on here search and found facts. But if you guys truly feel like she has done something wrong why waste your time on here rather than doing something about it. legal wise?
everyone well mostly everyone on here comes off as very well educated with degrees, families, etc... yet the things you say or act proves otherwise. what is a woman with a family and a good job doing on here anyway?

There are many facets that go into making a person who they are. Coming here doesn't make someone mean, hateful, or jealous. It doesn't mean they aren't a good wife, mother, girlfriend, friend or person. Judging someone based soley on their participation here is ignorant. I come here instead of watching tv and I spend less time on here than the average American spends in front of the tv. Women with families and good jobs aren't allowed to be part of online communities? Or is it just this particular community you have a problem with?

You're right... Did you just listen to what you just said? is kandee no different from you guys? why are you guys judging her based on what she puts on her blog/youtube. so she as in kandee can't have a youtube because she has a family right... she should spend her time taking care of her kids... I'm just trying to understand why is there so much interest in her life. why not take the next step and hire an attorney. all everyone does on here is complaining what bad things kandee has done and she should be punished for what she has/is doing.

I KNEW that was going to be your response to chaneladoo. Have you read the threads where people ARE taking legal action? For me, I bought products based off her recommendations and they were awful (crown brush). Trying to address the issue with Kandee is like banging your head against a brick wall ( You'll just get a "molting" joke and some ha ha ha's) not to mention the people who spend THEIR time attacking people who are not in 100% agreement with their idol. Have you ever asked the questions above to the people who make tribute videos, facebook pages, and twitter accounts to Kandee? Why THEY spend so much time on one person? I bet not. I, and so many others, come here to be able to voice our opinion about someone who USED to admire Kandee. I am glad I found this forum because that means I am no longer a victim.

Hon, the problem is that she isn't honest about a lot of the things. I don't recall anyone saying she shouldn't have a YT because she has a family.. YT is her job. She's lucky. Being able to work from home and take breaks when necessary means that she's around when her kids need her. Personally, my only gripe with her is that she lies. Oh and she plays the victim instead of handling the issues like an adult.

FatalFlaw wrote:I have seen how much trolls here are struggling to come up with just the right words to zap us into oblivion. They are usually just repetitive, semi-literate, and end up making us mock them. I want to help. I used to be a Kandee fan, I know what they are going through.

The GG Kandee forum troll cheat sheet will help you troll us better! Just use the Troll Helpers below. Go down the list and choose the letter for each part that fits your level of anger at being here!

1) I am:
a. not even a Kandee fan
b. here because I heard about you on FB and I wanted to see for myself
c. trying to keep an open mind about Kandee, so I came here.
d. a huuugeeee Kandee fan 4ever.

2) I just:
a. Googled Kandee
b. read through all the forums here
c. saw a bunch of fake, Photoshopped "evidence"
d. ran out of meds

3) You are all:
a. fat
b. loosers [sic]
c. unemployed
d. haters
e. evil
f. pathetic
g. stalkers
h. obsessed
i. jealous

4) I think Kandee is
a. the Second Coming of Christ
b. innocent of all charges
c. a real MUA and doesn't need to prove it to you, jealous haterz!
d. my only friend. No, really.

5) In closing,
a. I HATE YOU ALL
b. go suck on a tailpipe
c. LEAVE KANDEE ALOONE
d. Hmm. I might read just a little more.....ewwww! Is that a RAT??


You're welcome,
FatalFlaw

That's a stupid idea, why would you want to fight with those people and make things worse. When you don't give them attention, they will realize that trolling here won't get them anywhere. Ignore them, and let the mods ban them or get rid of them.

tuna wrote:
That's a stupid idea, why would you want to fight with those people and make things worse. When you don't give them attention, they will realize that trolling here won't get them anywhere. Ignore them, and let the mods ban them or get rid of them.

I'm pretty sure she meant this in good fun for us to have a good chuckle at. And by pretty sure, I mean I thought that was obvious without needing an explanation

Brittani wrote:

tuna wrote:
That's a stupid idea, why would you want to fight with those people and make things worse. When you don't give them attention, they will realize that trolling here won't get them anywhere. Ignore them, and let the mods ban them or get rid of them.

I'm pretty sure she meant this in good fun for us to have a good chuckle at. And by pretty sure, I mean I thought that was obvious without needing an explanation

ALL.IN.GOOD.FUN. Geez.

Yes yes yes! "I'm not coming back" followed by 150 posts in the next 90 min. Oh hai, Kandee!

Brittani wrote:I love you, FatalFlaw ... the only thing you forgot in the closing was,

"AND EVEN IF YOU REPLY I'M NOT COMING BACK*

*except that I will despite the fact I won't get an email notification like all the registered members do, I'm just going to be haunting wherever my post is to see what you say. Maybe I'll get a rise out of you or you might just Jersey Shore Santa me. But I will reply numerous times and this threat is totally empty."

OMG....I can't believe someone took this seriously. Sense of humor on aisle 3, STAT!

barajas3 wrote:

Brittani wrote:

tuna wrote:
That's a stupid idea, why would you want to fight with those people and make things worse. When you don't give them attention, they will realize that trolling here won't get them anywhere. Ignore them, and let the mods ban them or get rid of them.

I'm pretty sure she meant this in good fun for us to have a good chuckle at. And by pretty sure, I mean I thought that was obvious without needing an explanation

ALL.IN.GOOD.FUN. Geez.

I'm just trying to understand why is there so much interest in her life. why not take the next step and hire an attorney. all everyone does on here is complaining what bad things kandee has done and she should be punished for what she has/is doing.

Define "punished." No one here is out to get Kandee. Are you saying that if you had paid hundreds of dollars for a glaminar only to find out that she's not licensed and the certificate is worthless you would make no attempt to get back your money? I certainly would. People who really are single moms with limited income went to them under the impression that it would benefit their careers, why don't you have any empathy for those women? Do you think that Kandee honestly believes that her glaminar certificate will help anyone who has one get work in the industry? Of course not. And if she does beleive that, she's delusional and it's more proof that she's not a professional MUA.

What's wrong with pointing out that she's not single and Bobby is involved and loves her and their baby? The lengths she goes to in the effort to cover that up speaks volumes about how she's using her single mother status to manipulate people IMO.

First off. Paying $400 + on a beauty glamminar would be so stupid of me to do that. why would i want to pay that much when i could use that money to go to a well known beauty school. People make their own choices to pay such amount. second there were satisfied and dissatisfied customers in her glamminar classes. not everyone came out there unhappy about it. Why don't those girls get legal action instead of coming on here and talking trash about it. there's a right place to do it at and if you are here complaining about what bad service and how she is not a licensed MUA i would sure as hell go to some legal action. coming on here and ranting over it won't do any justice. idk it seems like people are taking way too much of their time trying to do dig up facts about her when they could be taking steps to putting her down for her allegations.
women with children and careers are here stalking her and looking at her every move to find something out of nothing.

Oh please, no one is stalking her. Be an example and move on if you feel so strongly about it.

I think Kandee would prefer that we complained on this site than take legal action (like several posters here are in the process of doing) because otherwise it would cost her thousands of dollars (those are pennies she can't afford, remember?)... Don't you want what's best for Kandee?

so you guys arent stalking her by screen shooting her every word and posting her videos and going through her blogs??? give me a break. some of you are just as bad as her holy worshipers.

i wasn't saying i was a kandee fan, by all means go for it and i wanna sit here and watch all the mess everyone on here has created. this is called defamation and i sure hope they have some good back up than screenshots of her blogs. i hope they have records of her shopping sprees with the money she got from the paypal button, etc...... because just saying she put a paypal button and went on a shopping spree without evidence of reciepts, bank statements, and information will be tossed out of evidence.

It's definitely not stalking when she puts that information out by choice. Going fishing for marriage licenses is a little much imo, but her blog is a free for all.

First off. Paying $400 + on a beauty glamminar would be so stupid of me to do that. why would i want to pay that much when i could use that money to go to a well known beauty school. People make their own choices to pay such amount. second there were satisfied and dissatisfied customers in her glamminar classes. not everyone came out there unhappy about it. Why don't those girls get legal action instead of coming on here and talking trash about it. there's a right place to do it at and if you are here complaining about what bad service and how she is not a licensed MUA i would sure as hell go to some legal action. coming on here and ranting over it won't do any justice. idk it seems like people are taking way too much of their time trying to do dig up facts about her when they could be taking steps to putting her down for her allegations.
women with children and careers are here stalking her and looking at her every move to find something out of nothing.

Um, because she led people to believe that her glaminar WAS a class, similar to a class you would take in a beauty school. And so what if some people were happy with it? They would probably also have been happy with it if she'd made it seem like it was basically just an opportunity to meet her and talk about the same things she talks about on her blogs. And it seems like you are spending a lot of your time arguing that you dont agree with the site so we're even. I have no need to "take steps" since I never attended a glaminar, that doesn't mean I'm not entitled to my opinions on the subject. Have you ever gone to one? Probably not and yet here you are debating it.

i wasn't saying i was a kandee fan, by all means go for it and i wanna sit here and watch all the mess everyone on here has created. this is called defamation and i sure hope they have some good back up than screenshots of her blogs. i hope they have records of her shopping sprees with the money she got from the paypal button, etc...... because just saying she put a paypal button and went on a shopping spree without evidence of reciepts, bank statements, and information will be tossed out of evidence.

Oh, now you're not a Kandee fan? Then why are you wasting your time bitching about people talking amongst themselves in a trash a guru form? So do you also think Kandee should be worried about defamation since she's had a few choice words about her ex babydaddys?